:20:17
I gave you a guest list two pages long.
Where the hell are they?
:20:20
Shredded. Sorry.
Decided to whip up one of my own.
:20:24
A group so hungry for money
they'd be wiIIing to do anything.
:20:26
I thought you'd be more comfortabIe
with your peers.
:20:29
How stupid of me not to expect something
this twisted from you.
:20:32
''Congratu-fucking-Iations.'' Round one...
:20:35
...you win.
:20:36
Not quite. See, those peopIe down there...
:20:39
...they're not the ones I invited.
:20:41
-Then who are they?
-You teII me.
:20:44
I don't know how you managed
to hack into my computer, but...
:20:47
...bravo!
:20:48
Come on. You think I'd invite
that bunch of sociaI rejects?
:20:51
Sure know it wasn't me,
and if it wasn't you...
:20:53
...then who the heII did? Ghosts?
:20:56
Ooh, spooky.
:20:59
If you reaIIy Ioved me, you'd find a way
to drop dead in the next three seconds.
:21:03
Finding ways for me to die
is reaIIy your deaI, isn't it, EveIyn?
:21:08
Let's not forget the O.J. knife
with the not quite retractabIe bIade.
:21:13
Your ''Jim Jones KooI Aid''
that was exactIy that.
:21:17
Accidents. AII accidents
untiI proven otherwise.
:21:21
I'd be so happy
if that were reaIIy true, EveIyn.
:21:24
And positiveIy goddamned deIirious...
:21:26
...if you weren't fucking every Iiving thing
in our area code.
:21:30
Which part of that fantasy
turns you on the most?
:21:33
Me with other men, or just the other men?
:21:36
Everything you do gets me hot,
just not in the sexuaI sense.
:21:40
You're hurting me.
:21:42
I know.
:21:45
WeII, there's the simpIe country gaI
I married.
:21:48
Let's go down and greet your guests.
Show them the reaI you.
:21:51
Corny as Kansas on the Fourth of JuIy.
:21:54
My guests were shredded.
It's your sick IittIe scene now.
:21:57
Enjoy.