:11:01
I'm thinking McCarthy, witch hunts...
:11:04
...witches, Halloween.
What do I wear?
:11:06
Go as a pirate.
:11:07
See? Your grandmother has
the perfect solution.
:11:13
Yea, though I walk through
the valley of the shadow of death...
:11:18
...I will fear no evil,
for Thou art with me.
:11:21
Thy rod and Thy staff,
they comfort me.
:11:26
Thou preparest a table before me...
:11:29
...in the presence of mine enemies.
:11:32
Thou anointest my head with oil...
:11:35
You stuck on Sylvia?
:11:37
I saw you eyeing her
during the 23rd Psalm.
:11:39
I was watching her pray.
:11:43
She was really into it.
:11:44
I mean, her head was bowed,
her eyes were closed.
:11:47
She was really praying.
:11:51
- Would you take her out?
- You kidding?
:11:53
Not in public. You know,
on the sly or something.
:11:56
Look, Sheldon,
I was watching her pray.
:11:59
I was wondering what she was thinking.
I was curious.
:12:03
You know, colored girls are
great with sex.
:12:05
- That so?
- Proven fact.
:12:07
- Where do you get your facts?
- I accumulate this information.
:12:10
For one, colored guys
got huge schlongs.
:12:13
Twice the size of a white guy's.
:12:16
Where do you come up with this?
:12:17
Unless you haven't noticed...
:12:20
...we got a colored guy in our class.
Wilbert Mosley.
:12:23
I took a shower with him.
:12:25
Mine's all shriveled up
from the water. I got maybe an inch.
:12:28
His is halfway down to his knees,
I swear to God.
:12:31
Give me a break.
:12:33
I swear to God, his knees. It was
giving me an inferiority complex.
:12:36
So I'm thinking this
circumcision thing we have done...
:12:39
...it's not just about clipping
innocent foreskin.
:12:42
It's about stunting its growth.
:12:44
You gotta be kidding.
:12:45
- I'm talking about Wilbert's schlong.
- Humongous.
:12:47
He didn't believe me.
:12:49
See that girl?
:12:51
Wilbert could tap her from here.
:12:53
It's tied to his leg
when it's not in use.
:12:55
Good guy. Smart as shit.
Lets me cheat off him.
:12:58
Ben is taken with Sylvia.
:12:59
Would you give it a rest?