:27:00
Nice feathers, boys. Where's Ben?
:27:02
- He's at home celebrating.
- I knew they wouldn't let him out.
:27:05
He's stubborn.
:27:07
- Tell me about it.
- You hear about Sinatra?
:27:09
We're going to the movie,
getting out of the car.
:27:12
He says, "Can't get out
until Sinatra finishes. "
:27:14
I tried to get out. He grabs me and
yells, "No one walks out on Sinatra. "
:27:19
We had to listen to the song,
then go.
:27:21
- Like I don't know.
- We were late for the movie.
:27:24
I didn't understand it
until two hours into it.
:27:27
- That's impossible.
- It is.
:27:29
You think about it. Why spend
a night with any kind of horse...
:27:33
...when you can have
Francis the Talking Mule?
:27:36
He's a mule.
:27:37
- A mule!
- That's another thing.
:27:39
It's not as big a feat
if you blow a mule.
:27:41
Is a mule or horse bigger?
:27:42
I'd have to say a horse, because mules
are incapable of reproducing.
:27:47
How do they reproduce?
:27:49
They're incapable of reproducing.
They don't.
:27:51
Do they have sperm?
:27:53
- How do they make more mules?
- They breed horses and donkeys.
:28:00
- How could you not get her name?
- I was flummoxed.
:28:04
- She did the thing with the wand...
- Good luck finding her.
:28:08
I got a bad case of blue balls
right now. I love this girl.
:28:12
You'll be in love alone.
She's history.
:28:14
I am not going back over there...
:28:17
...with that Tab Hunter.
That son of a bitch.
:28:24
He wanted to know.
:28:25
When was the last time you wanted
to know if someone was Catholic?
:28:29
Or Episcopalian or Methodist?
Who gives a shit?
:28:32
What's the difference between
all those groups?
:28:35
They all pray to Christ.
:28:37
It's fine to have a Jew
hanging over the bed.
:28:39
Just don't have him come through
the front door.
:28:42
A dead Jew is okay.
I think that's the operative word.
:28:45
Go figure. They all pray to a Jew.
:28:47
In a way, they're all
reformed Jews at heart.
:28:50
I gotta find this girl.
:28:52
You're gonna have to pray to God.
:28:54
A gentile God, mind you.
:28:56
The Lord is my shepherd,
I shall not want.