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It's 12:30.
We have to be in court at 2.
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Let me ask you a stupid question.
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You know all these lawyer shows.
Perry Mason, the others.
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They say in court,
"Do you swear to tell the truth...
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...the whole truth, nothing but
the truth, so help you God?"
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The witness always says, "Yeah. "
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What if you say "no"?
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What do you mean?
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"I'll tell you what I know,
but I won't swear to God. "
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What happens?
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Got me.
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Interesting.
I'll ask a law student.
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Let's try it today.
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Who?
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Whoever's called first.
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- It's good by me.
- It's good by you?
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Yeah, why not?
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- No, that's good by me.
- He's in.
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Prosecution calls Sylvan Kurtzman
to the stand.
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Put your left hand on this Bible.
Raise your right hand.
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You swear to tell the truth,
the whole truth, so help you God?
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No.
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What?
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No.
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What's going on here?
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You're a Communist!
Nothing but a Commie!
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Your Honor, he's a Red!
I'm telling you...
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...he's godless!
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- Order!
- You're a pinko!
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Order! Order!
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You're a Communist!
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Order in the court!
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I'd like to call a 10-minute recess.
Counselors, see me in chambers.
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- You may step down.
- Thank you, sir.
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The guy's got some serious balls.
Gotta give him credit.
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Every year, 50 or 60 Negroes
pass for white.
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You can't tell them apart,
because they don't smile...
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... so you can't see their gums.
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So if you got a white friend
that talks like this: