:02:01
...be it from fur, fin, from the heaven-
pointing spires of old-growth spruce...
:02:05
... or from the buried treasures of gold
or black energy-rich petroleum.
:02:09
A land visited each year
by the relentless and mysterious salmon.
:02:13
Each river and stream welcoming home
the king and sockeye....
:02:17
--the coho and dog, pink or humpback...
:02:20
...which is smashed into cans...
:02:22
...and quick-cooked to give the
colourful local folks something to do...
:02:26
...other than play cards
and scratch their nuts all day.
:02:30
A land where that nice old lady
from Fort Lauderdale...
:02:34
...who had the stroke
three cabins down...
:02:36
...was probably parked next to the
thawed-out halibut you'll eat tonight...
:02:41
...while your floating hotel
chugs through the Hecate Strait...
:02:44
...to deliver its precious
load of geriatrics...
:02:47
...to the hungry
Visa-card-accepting denizens...
:02:51
...of our northernmost and
most mosquito-infested state!
:02:57
So?
:02:58
What's " redolent"?
:03:00
Having or emitting an odour.
:03:03
You mean people wanna
come here because of the smell?
:03:06
Pleasantly fragrant!
:03:08
-Not talking about this place.
-Damn right!
:03:10
Soon as they close this down, they'll
turn it into a tourist attraction!
:03:15
They'll disinfect the joint, and you can
get a job in one of those cases.
:03:19
Like in a museum.
One of those displays.
:03:23
Dioramas!
:03:24
Dioramas. In that diorama...
:03:26
...they'll hang fake fish guts
all over you, put a label underneath:
:03:31
"Typical Filipino Cannery Worker" !
:03:33
Probably pay better than this.
:03:35
I'll be out on the water in my boat...
:03:38
...and every time I make a set...
:03:40
...there'll be a floating
nursing home...
:03:43
...with 500 sons of bitches and
their cameras capturing the moment.
:03:48
And what boat is this?
:03:49
My boat.
:03:51
You don't have a boat, honey.
Remember?
:03:54
Oh, yes, I do.
:03:56
I'm getting it back today.