Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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:08:15
There's 25 from me,
Tom, Soap and yourself.

:08:18
100 to the pound. Why the fuck
are you counting it?

:08:22
Because I like to.
:08:24
A reasonable return
should be about 120 grand.

:08:27
For 25 grand invested,
going on experience.

:08:30
Going on optimism.
:08:32
Whatever - it'll be enough
to send you on a cooking course.

:08:36
You're not funny, Tom.
You're fat -

:08:38
and look as though you
should be, but you're not.

:08:40
Fat! Who you calling...
Jesus!

:08:43
It's good here, innit?
Handy for the tube,

:08:45
great electrics - I can
see why you moved in.

:08:47
Don't knock it, it's "cheep",
like the budgie.

:08:50
Nobody wants to live next
to the people we live next to.

:08:53
- Anti-social to say the least.
- What d'you mean?

:08:57
He means they're
thieving bastards.

:08:59
When they're not picking
peanuts out of poop,

:09:02
they rip off unfortunate souls
of their drugs.

:09:07
Ssh. Not exactly thick,
these walls.

:09:12
Nice work, John.
Get yourself a drink.

:09:19
Is that it?
:09:21
How many times must
I tell you, Plank?

:09:23
Find a job worth doing, you'll
find your share improving.

:09:27
Have you got a problem
with that?

:09:35
# Police and thieves
in the street

:09:40
# Fighting the nation
with their... ##

:09:45
Charles, this gear
is getting heavier.

:09:49
I've a suspicion we should have
been rocket scientists or...

:09:53
Nobel Peace Prize winners...
something.

:09:57
Peace Prize? Be lucky
to find your penis for a piss -


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