Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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:16:01
There'll be a load of old guns.
That's all I want.

:16:05
Everything else outside
the cabinet, you can keep.

:16:08
Thank you very much.
:16:09
There'd better
be something there for us.

:16:11
It's a fucking
stately home,

:16:13
of course there'll
be something there.

:16:15
- Like what?
- Like fucking antiques.

:16:18
Antiques! What the fuck
do we know about antiques?

:16:21
- We rob post offices.
- We steal cars.

:16:24
What the fuck do we know
about antiques, mate?

:16:27
If it looks old,
it's worth money - simple.

:16:30
Stop fucking moaning
and rob the place.

:16:33
Who's the guv?
Who are we doing this for?

:16:36
You're doing it for me -
is all you need to know.

:16:40
You know
because you need to know.

:16:42
I see. One of those
"need to know basis" things.

:16:48
Like one of those
James Bond films.

:16:51
Careful, remember who's giving
you this job.

:16:54
Right, I'm off.
Call me when you're done.

:16:58
Ta-ra.
:17:03
Fucking northern monkeys.
:17:08
I hate these fucking
southern fairies.

:17:16
'Ed has been playing cards
since he could lift 'em up.

:17:20
'He soon discovered
he had a big advantage.

:17:23
'lt's not that he's
good at cards,

:17:25
'or even good at counting them.
:17:26
'lt's that he's good
at reading people's reactions

:17:29
'no matter how subtle.
:17:31
'Everybody has reactions.
:17:35
'Especially when
it comes to money.'

:17:38
# Love is kind of crazy
:17:41
# With a spooky
little boy like you ##

:17:50
- Invitations.
- Invitations?

:17:53
Yeah, four pretty white pieces
of paper with your names on.

:17:56
We got 100,000 bits of paper
with the Queen's head on.


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