Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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:36:02
This is the smart bit.
:36:03
You send back the cheque
for 25 pound

:36:07
from the other company name -
:36:09
"Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan
Club" - saying we're sorry,

:36:11
we couldn't get supplies from
America - they ran out of stock.

:36:15
You see how many people
cash that cheque.

:36:19
Not a single soul.
:36:21
Who wants their bank manager
to know they tickle arse?

:36:27
How long do you have to wait
till you see a return?

:36:29
Probably
no more than four weeks.

:36:30
What good is that if we need it
in six - no, five days?

:36:37
Well, it's still a good idea.
:36:41
He may know we smoke a lot,
burn a bit of profit,

:36:44
but he can't have any idea
:36:46
how much hard currency
we've accumulated.

:36:49
I don't know. Do you know?
:36:52
We can just...slice it
off the top.

:36:55
You guys have got
to realise who this chap is.

:36:59
He might look a bit silly,
but he's a fucking lunatic.

:37:02
If he gets an inkling we're not
throwing straight dice,

:37:05
you and me are gonna know
:37:07
what the sharp side
of a kebab knife feels like.

:37:09
So you know these geezers well?
:37:11
Enough -
:37:13
I bought gear off one
of 'em for a coupla years.

:37:15
- What they like, then?
- Poofs! Nothing heavy.

:37:18
Four public school boys,
soft as shite.

:37:41
They ponce around
in hippy clothes all day

:37:44
talking bollocks - they're
just good at growing weed.

:37:46
Business got bigger
than what they can handle.

:37:49
They can't all be stupid.
:37:50
They got a container load
of cash in shoe boxes,

:37:54
they sell class A gear -
:37:56
someone sensible
must be involved.

:37:58
What about security?

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