Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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:42:00
If it is what he says it is.
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I don't want to see it
after a sample,

:42:05
I don't want to touch it
after a sample.

:42:07
I'll leave you in the capable
hands of Nathan here.

:42:10
He'll sort out the details.
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Just let me tell you
one thing...

:42:19
if the milk turns out
to be sour,

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I ain't the kind
of pussy to drink it.

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D'you know what I mean?
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Rory Breaker.
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I know Rory. He's not
to be underestimated.

:42:39
He's a funny-looking
fucker, I know.

:42:41
You've got to look past the hair
and the cute cuddly thing.

:42:44
It's all a deceptive façade.
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A few nights ago
his roger iron busted.

:42:51
He'd gone down the battle
cruiser to watch the football.

:42:55
No one's watching the custard,
so he switches the channel.

:42:58
A fat geezer's north opens.
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He wanders up
and turns the Liza over.

:43:04
"Fuck off and watch it
somewhere else."

:43:06
He knows claret is imminent,
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but he doesn't
want to miss the game.

:43:10
Calm as a coma, picks up
the fire extinguisher,

:43:14
walks past the jam rolls
ready for action

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and plonks it outside
the entrance.

:43:19
He orders an aristotle
of the most ping-pong tiddly

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in the nuclear sub
and switches back to his footer.

:43:26
"That's fucking it,"
says the geezer.

:43:28
"That's fucking what?"
says Rory.

:43:31
He gobs out a mouthful of booze,
covering Fatty.

:43:34
He flicks a flaming match
into his bird's nest

:43:36
and the geezer's lit up
like a leaking gas pipe.

:43:39
Rory, unfazed,
turns back to his game.

:43:41
His team's won, too. Four nil.

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