Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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:01:00
Take a bag, come on.
I took one home last night -

:01:03
cost more than ten pound,
I can tell you.

:01:05
Anyone like jewellery?
Look at that one.

:01:08
Hand-made in ltaly,
hand-stolen in Stepney.

:01:10
It's as long as my arm,
not like something else.

:01:13
Don't think 'cos these boxes
are sealed, they're empty.

:01:16
Only the undertaker
sells empty boxes.

:01:18
By the look of you lot, I'd make
more money with my tape-measure.

:01:23
Here, one price, ten pound.
:01:25
- Did you say ten pound?
- Are you deaf?

:01:27
Bargain. I'll take one.
:01:28
Squeeze in. Left leg, right leg.
:01:30
They call it walking.
:01:32
You want one, darling?
That's it, they're waking up.

:01:35
Treat the wife -
treat somebody else's wife.

:01:38
It's more fun
if you don't get caught.

:01:41
You want one?
Show me a bit of life, then.

:01:43
It's no good standing
like one o'clock half struck.

:01:45
These are not stolen -
they're just not paid for.

:01:48
Can't get 'em again,
they've changed the locks.

:01:51
Can't come back -
I'll have sold out.

:01:54
Nice bit of stuff.
:01:56
"Too late" will be the cry
when the bargains pass you by.

:01:57
If you've no money on you,
:01:59
you'll cry tears
big as October cabbages.

:02:01
Bacon, cozzers!
:02:09
# So I said I'm on the roam
So I need a car

:02:13
# And I know
that I'm getting alive

:02:16
# And I say I got faith
in a season ##

:02:19
'Ed can hustle
a few quid here and there.

:02:22
'But his real talent
lies in cards -

:02:25
'and gambling with cards.
:02:29
'Bacon could see that his days
:02:31
'of selling moody goods
on street corners are numbered.

:02:35
'lt's time to move on
and he knows it.'

:02:55
What you talking about?
I'm bloody skinny, pal.

:02:59
'Course you are. All right, Ed?

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