Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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:38:00
There's a gate they never lock.
:38:03
What d'you mean never lock?
Why've they got it, then?

:38:06
I must've been there 50 times -
it's never locked.

:38:08
They're not suspicious. Everyone
that goes there's a toff.

:38:11
They're into that karma crap -
:38:12
"l don't harm nobody,
nobody harms me."

:38:15
No way they can get back to you?
:38:17
They'd be too scared -
I'm a geezer.

:38:20
Got no muscle - gutless faggots.
:38:23
Fancy one?
:38:26
Why all the flapping?
You told the old man yet?

:38:29
Hoping I won't need to.
:38:31
I've got a plan.
Listen carefully.

:38:46
- Hello, boys.
- Harry.

:38:48
Do you want a drink?
:38:50
Hello, my son.
D'you want a lolly?

:38:52
Piss off, you nonce.
:38:54
Oi, watch it!
:38:57
No, thanks, Harry.
We're both all right.

:38:59
Nice shooter.
:39:01
One of a pair -
Holland and Holland.

:39:03
D'you wanna hold it?
:39:05
Not my thing, thanks, Harry.
:39:07
Business good?
I imagine that's why I'm here.

:39:09
Four young fellas got in deeper
than they could handle.

:39:12
They owe me
half a million pound.

:39:14
- How much?
- Half a million.

:39:21
I'm game.
:39:24
Me too.
:39:27
Oh, God!
:39:29
Right. We hit 'em
as soon as they come back.

:39:33
We'll be prepared. Waiting.
:39:37
And they're armed.
:39:39
What was that? Armed?
:39:41
What d'you mean armed?
Armed with what?

:39:44
Bad breath, colourful language,
feather duster?

:39:47
What do you think
they'll be armed with?

:39:49
Guns, you tit!
:39:51
You never said
anything about guns.

:39:53
A minute ago this was
the safest job in the world.

:39:56
Now it's turning into
a bad day in Bosnia!

:39:58
Soap, stop being such a mincer.

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