Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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:20:00
[Clock chimes]
:20:04
What are you doing?
Put that back.

:20:06
We're here to rob the guns.
:20:08
Put it back - it's crap anyway.
:20:14
Come on.
:20:32
What sort of pub is this?
:20:35
It's a Samoan pub.
:20:37
What's that?
:20:39
It's a cocktail -
you asked for a cocktail.

:20:42
I asked you to give me
a refreshing drink.

:20:45
I wasn't expecting
a fucking rainforest.

:20:48
You could fall in love
with an orangutan in that.

:20:51
You want a pint, go to the pub.
:20:53
[Television blaring]
:20:55
I thought this was a pub.
:20:56
It's a Samoan pub.
:20:59
Can you get your man
to turn the TV down?

:21:02
Ask him if you like.
I'd leave him well alone.

:21:05
Get rid of that.
Bring us a Diet Coke.

:21:07
'Scuse me, can you
turn that TV down?

:21:17
No.
:21:22
Oooh!
:21:25
[Wailing]
:21:30
Whoa, whoa, Kenny.
:21:32
What are you doing?
:21:34
I am trying to find out
where they keep their money!

:21:38
You twat. Can't you see
they've got no money.

:21:42
They can't even afford
new furniture.

:21:43
We've got the guns.
What's the matter?

:21:46
Every time we do a job,
you burn people's feet.

:21:48
What's wrong with you?

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