Magnolia
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:05:02
Sydney Barringer jumps
from the ninth floor rooftop.

:05:06
His parents argue
three stories below.

:05:09
Her accidental shotgun blast
hits Sydney in the stomach...

:05:12
as he passes the arguing
sixth floor window.

:05:15
He is killed instantly,
but continues to fall...

:05:18
only to find,
five stories below...

:05:21
a safety net
installed three days prior...

:05:23
for a set of window washers
that would've broken his fall...

:05:26
and saved his life -- if not
for the hole in his stomach.

:05:29
So Fay Barringer was charged
with the murder of her son...

:05:33
and Sydney Barringer noted as
an accomplice in his own death.

:05:38
And it is in the humble opinion
of this narrator...

:05:40
that this is not just
"something that happened."

:05:43
This cannot be
"one of those things."

:05:47
This, please, cannot be that.
:05:49
And for what
I would like to say, I can't.

:05:52
This was not just
a matter of chance.

:05:57
These strange things
happen all the time.

:06:29
In this big game
that we play, life...

:06:32
it's not what you hope for
or deserve...

:06:34
it's what you take.
:06:36
I'm Frank T.J. Mackey,
a master of the muffin...

:06:40
and author of the
"Seduce and Destroy" system...

:06:42
now available to you
on audio and video cassette.

:06:44
"Seduce and Destroy"
will teach you the techniques...

:06:47
to have any hard-body blonde
just dripping to wet your dock.

:06:53
Bottom line? Language.
:06:55
The magical key to unlocking
the female analytical mindset.

:06:59
Tap directly
into her hopes, her wants...


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