:07:03
- Playing records?
- But it's totally original.
:07:06
No one's ever done it.
I'm not like everyone else.
:07:09
Well, everybody else
gets this place cookin'.
:07:12
I thought it was cooking.
There was a man over here
that was really upset.
:07:15
He stormed out,
and a lot of other people left
in the middle of your act.
:07:18
- I can't sell booze--
- It's not about comedy.
It's not about art.
:07:22
- It's about booze.
- I can't sell booze when you're
singing "Pop Goes the Weasel."
:07:25
- That's all that matters.
- I'm running a business here.
:07:27
It's show business.
Show business. Show business.
:07:31
Without the business,
there's no show.
:07:34
- There's no show for you.
- Wh-What do you want me to do?
:07:37
- "Take my wife, please"?
- At least it's a joke. Try some jokes.
:07:41
Like, "Why did the Siamese twins
go to England?"
:07:45
I don't know.
Why did they go to England?
:07:47
So the other one
could drive.
:07:52
But why doesn't the other one
just learn how to drive?
:07:55
Whew. Maybe that one
isn't for you.
:07:58
But do jokes about the traffic,
do impressions,
:08:00
maybe some blue material.
:08:32
Thank you very much.
Goodnight!
:08:34
[Piano]
:08:46
[Piano Continues]
:08:57
- [Ends]
- Now?