:20:01
And she allowed me
to keep my headphones.
:20:03
- Oh, that's terrific!
- Yep. Mm-hmm.
:20:07
Andy,
I got something better.
:20:10
- You do?
- Yeah.
:20:12
This is big.
:20:13
Okay.
:20:16
- Okay?
- Okay.
:20:18
You are getting
a once-in-a-lifetime,
:20:20
very lucrative
opportunity...
:20:22
to star on a prime time
network sitcom!
:20:32
- A sitcom?
- Yeah.
:20:34
And this is a class act.
:20:36
It all takes place
in a taxi stand.
:20:40
And you're gonna be
the Fonzie.
:20:44
I'm... Fonzie?
:20:46
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no.
:20:49
The Fonzie, the crazy,
breakout character...
:20:51
who all the kids
imitate,
:20:53
and they put him
on the lunch boxes.
:20:56
- I hate sitcoms, George.
I've never liked them.
- Hold on.
:20:59
- These guys have seen
your foreign man character.
- Yeah?
:21:02
And they wanna
turn him...
:21:04
into a lovable,
goofy mechanic...
:21:08
named--
:21:14
Latka.
[Chuckles]
:21:21
- Uh, no.
- No?
:21:24
- No.
- No to which part?
:21:25
No to the whole thing.
It doesn't sound good to me.
:21:29
- Andy, this is every
comedian's dream!
- I'm not a comedian.
:21:33
A-And sitcoms are the lowest
form of entertainment.
:21:36
I mean, it's just...
:21:39
stupid jokes
and canned laughter!
:21:41
And you don't know why
it's there, but it's there.
:21:43
It's dead people laughing.
Did you know that?
Those people are dead!
:21:47
This is--
This is classy.
:21:49
I-I don't care.
:21:51
I-I wanna generate
my-my own material.
:21:55
Look, I-listen.
[Sighs] Listen to me.
:21:58
Look, I've been in this business
for 20 years!