:52:01
"Yes, it was funny, Andy.
It was."
:52:03
[Giggles]
:52:06
Yes, it was funny
for a little while,
:52:08
until the audience realized
that Tony wasn't you.
:52:11
Oh. Mmm.
Ohhh!
:52:15
So what do you have here?
:52:17
A big, elaborate joke that's only funny
to two people in the universe--
:52:20
you and you.
:52:22
Yeah, sure, George, yeah,
and we happen to think
that it's hilarious.
:52:26
- [Yells]
- [Yells]
:52:28
But what's the point?
What is the point?
:52:31
It's fun, George!
:52:34
How is this gonna make you
the biggest star in the world?
:52:37
[Coughs]
:52:40
George...
[Clears Throat]
:52:42
at this point the audience
expects me to completely
shock them all the time.
:52:46
But short of faking my own death
or setting the theater on fire,
:52:49
I don't know
what else to do.
:52:51
'Cause I've always gotta be
one step ahead of them.
:52:54
Whoa-ohh!
:52:57
To jest jak balet. Whoa!
:53:00
Did you see that?
:53:02
- Bam!
- [Grunts]
:53:04
[Commentator]
...dropped to the canvas--
:53:06
These guys are brilliant.
I wanna be a bad guy wrestler
in the worst way.
:53:09
I hate to break it to you,
but the problem here is
you don't have the build for it.
:53:13
These guys are huge.
:53:15
They would kick your ass.
:53:20
Maybe I can pick on someone
a little smaller than me.
:53:25
No, no. Women are superior to men
in many ways.
:53:29
- [Cheering]
- That's right.
:53:31
- When it comes to cooking,
cleaning, washing potatoes,
- [Jeering, Shouting]
:53:35
scrubbing the carrots,
making the babies,
:53:38
mopping the floors,
:53:40
they have it
all over men.
:53:42
But when it comes
to wrestling--
:53:44
- [Booing]
- Shut up!
:53:45
Be quiet
when a man is talking!
:53:49
[Booing, Shouting Continues]
:53:51
If there is a woman here tonight
who can come up here
and prove me wrong,
:53:55
I will shut my mouth
and pay her $500.
:53:58
- [Cheering, Yelling]
- I can do it!