:03:02
You are bidder number 909.
:03:06
Moving on. Lot number 84.
:03:10
Oil on canvas, dated 1 870.
:03:13
La femme chez Aube,
which translates as:
:03:19
''Woman with massive bottom.''
:03:21
This one is signed
by Rudolf Waldemar...
:03:25
...authenticated by no less
than Dr. Briskind...
:03:28
...and bidding up here at $ 1 4,000.
:03:33
Fifteen at the back.
Sixteen, lady left of the center aisle.
:03:37
Seventeen. Eighteen.
:03:39
Nineteen. Twenty.
:03:41
Twenty-one. Twenty-two.
:03:44
Twenty-three.
:03:46
No more?
:03:49
All through.
:03:50
All done. And--
Yes! Thank you, sir.
:03:54
New bidder. Gentleman
on the left of the aisle, $24,000.
:03:59
Not really. lt's a cruel joke.
:04:02
Sold to you, sir, for $23,000...
:04:05
...or $ 1 1 ,500 per buttock.
:04:09
Lot number 85.
:04:11
German school.
Od und Kleer das Meer.
:04:22
Right.
:04:25
This is very embarrassing.
:04:28
lt now turns out that lots 85 through
to the end of your catalog...
:04:33
...are, in fact, not actually here.
Delivery problem.
:04:37
lf it's any consolation, we feel
as stupid as l'm sure we look.
:04:42
Thank you very much.
:04:45
This is pathetic!
:04:48
lt's a nightmare.
We're a laughingstock.
:04:51
-They just showed up.
-The trucks?
:04:53
Just in time for the end of the auction.
Remind me to thank them.
:04:57
Helen, everything's fixed for tonight?