:08:03
You're ashamed of me. I talk funny.
My hair's unusually fluffy.
:08:06
Just give me time.
:08:08
Tell me what his restaurant's called
so I can sneak in, in a beard.
:08:13
It's called The La Trattoria.
:08:16
MICHAEL: You mean La Trattoria.
:08:18
No.
:08:20
The La Trattoria means
''The The Trattoria.''
:08:23
I know.
:08:25
MICHAEL: Interesting.
:08:28
Look, I've gotta go to the la bathroom
and I'll be back in a sec.
:08:42
Hi.
:08:44
I was wondering if you could help me out
with a special arrangement.
:08:49
I've got this fortune, and I wondered
if you could stick it in a fortune cookie.
:08:54
MICHAEL: Thank you.
:08:56
Welcome!
:08:59
Thanks.
:09:01
MICHAEL: Thank you.
WAITRESS: Welcome!
:09:07
She wants you to pay now.
:09:08
WAITRESS: No! You eat cookie.
:09:16
Looks like we better eat our cookies.
:09:23
MICHAEL: ''You like Chinese food.''
:09:25
GINA: That's spooky.
:09:27
You gonna check yours?
:09:29
No, I'm gonna save it for later.
:09:31
Eat cookie.
:09:32
MICHAEL: She will when she's ready.
GINA: No, you have it.
:09:35
No, you eat cookie.
:09:37
I don't want to.
:09:39
[Attendants speak in Chinese]
:09:41
[Waitress replies in Chinese]
:09:43
WAITRESS: Eat cookie.
GINA: I'm not hungry!
:09:45
The best thing is to play along.
:09:47
I won't take orders from a waitress.
:09:48
WAITRESS: Not waitress!
Owner! Eat fucking cookie!
:09:51
This woman is insane.
:09:52
Gina, do you love me?
:09:54
Yeah.
:09:54
-Do you trust me?
-Yeah.
:09:56
Then, eat the cookie.