:09:03
he meets Heidi,
and it's serious, immediate love.
:09:07
In no time he's gone from the most beautiful
actress to the most gorgeous model.
:09:14
What do you mean, "In no time"?
:09:16
- Three or four issues.
- Weekly or monthly?
:09:19
Monthly. God!
How shallow do you think Brad is?
:09:26
Why do I waste my time
telling you this stuff?
:09:29
Why do you think you tell me?
:09:31
Don't do that thing. Please, I beg of you.
:09:36
- That shrink thing.
- It's a big part of the show.
:09:43
You really need to let people smoke in here.
It's perverse.
:09:47
What do they pay you to see me?
:09:49
School doesn't pay you? What deal is that?
:09:52
- It's called pro bono.
- Pro boner?
:09:57
There was this article my friends and I read.
It was "25 Signs He's Great in Bed".
:10:03
- It was very fascinating.
- Where was this?
:10:06
The "New York Times".
:10:08
The first one was, he handles produce well.
Which we already knew.
:10:14
- You have a lot of the signs.
- Been watching me in the supermarket?
:10:19
Have women found you attractive?
:10:24
I knew you wouldn't answer.
:10:26
I've been thinking
about what you said the last time
:10:30
about me trying to lose weight
and constantly not.
:10:34
You said people would be happier
if they accept that some things don't change,
:10:40
that it'd be some kind of a relief
or something.
:10:45
Well, I guess I'm just a dumb bitch,
but how depressing is that moment?
:10:51
The moment when you give up.