My Favorite Martian
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:52:02
I've been waiting a long time
to get Brace Channing into my apartment.

:52:05
But you like Lizzie! I could tell
through your saliva exchange.

:52:07
-Excuse me?
-Look, Tim, the other night,

:52:10
when you were unconscious,
Lizzie came here.

:52:12
-And you what, you kissed her?
-Yes- No, no-

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Well, you did.
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I did a molecular
identiclone of your body.

:52:19
-What? You what?
-You'd never understand.

:52:22
You people think E-mail is amazing.
:52:24
The point is, while I was you,
:52:26
I tapped into your subconscious,
and trust me, you like Lizzie.

:52:29
That's why I thought it was okay
for you to kiss her.

:52:32
I-I-I didn't kiss her, you did!
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Bingo!
:52:44
Tim? I let myself
in the back door.

:52:49
Hello?
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-Oh, isn't this nice?
-Lizzie, is that you?

:52:56
Oh, you look, um, nice.
:53:00
He's in the bathroom,
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and he's all yours.
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I got what I came for.
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-Oh, this is great.
-Tim!

:53:14
-We don't have a lot of time here!
-I'm confused, all right?

:53:17
-Everything was going along fine
until you came along.
-Don't kid yourself.

:53:20
Even a substandard species
such as yours has feelings.

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Just slow down for one millisecond
and look into your heart.

:53:27
Whose face do you see?
:53:36
Look, Brace, I think-
Lizzie!

:53:39
Whoa!
Lizzie, no, wait, wait-

:53:43
-No, please!
-This better be good.

:53:46
Oh, it is. It is.
:53:47
Uh, remember that guy
I was with at the pier yesterday?

:53:50
-Your Uncle Martin.
-He's not my uncle.

:53:53
He's a Martian!
:53:55
-Yeah.
:53:57
-You are such a jerk!
-No, no, no. He's a Martian!


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