:28:00
She's wearing
the finest cut tonight,
:28:03
cashmere, satin, silk.
:28:06
Don't you just love the sound
of silk on skin, huh?
:28:10
And her boots are shining.
:28:13
I call her Puss-In-Boots now.
:28:26
[Parvez]
Why you come to our town, sir?
:28:31
Oh, I wanted to try
a strange and awful place...
:28:35
where everything was new to me.
:28:37
- How is it?
- We'll see.
:28:40
Tonight we will experience
Northern English culture.
:28:43
Ah, we'll be in bed by 9:00 then.
:28:46
- [Schitz] Come along, Parvez. Join us.
- Oh, no, sir.
:28:49
I'll book you for the whole evening,
little man.
:28:51
Thas right.
You got no choice.
:28:56
[Laughing]
:28:58
[Man] My missus is going
through menopause.
:29:00
You know, they get a bit silly
at that period.
:29:02
She comes back
from the doctor's last week.
:29:04
She's had the new lesbian operation:
:29:06
A- Strap-a-dick-to-me.
:29:09
Whas a-strap-a-dick-to-me?
:29:11
Strap a dick to me.
Strap a dick to me?
:29:14
Oh! He strapped
a dick to him.
:29:16
Apparently it was just a spastic
trying to get to the bar for a drink.
:29:20
Bettina, you have no idea
how relieved I am...
:29:23
that the weight of drugs
have gone from my head.
:29:26
But why has he never discussed
this new direction with me?
:29:30
We all need something
to hold on to, don't we?
:29:34
Hey! Somebody farted.
I can smell shit somewhere.
:29:37
Hey, is Salman Rushdie himself.
:29:42
What you're smelling here,
folks, is a satanic asshole.
:29:45
If there's any of Rafsanjohnny's
mates in here,
:29:49
slip me a tenner and
I'll shoot the bastard for ya.
:29:52
[Crowd Laughing Uproariously]
:29:54
If you fuckers all left town
on the same day, we'd have two
hours extra bleeding daylight.
:29:58
- You know why the fuckers smell so bad?
- Piss off!