Mystery, Alaska
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:27:03
Judge turn you down?
:27:05
Yeah.
He's got some bug up his colon.

:27:08
But next toJudge Fuck Nut,
you know most about hockey.

:27:11
Scott, you'll need him
to play, right?

:27:14
Oh, uh...
:27:16
Well, the committee feels you can best
help the team by, you know, coaching.

:27:20
You're the guy.
They all look up to you.

:27:22
Scott, I don't coach.
:27:25
John, I'm asking you
as mayor of the town.

:27:29
Will you coach?
:27:34
Look, think about it.
:27:36
Let me know, huh?
:27:39
You know,
:27:42
every ex-player turned coach says
they prefer coaching to playing.

:27:47
Why would they
all say that?

:27:49
Because they can't play.
:27:58
So why'd you wanna come?
You never wanna come when I plough.

:28:01
- Well, um, could you pull over?
- Sure.

:28:11
What...
What are you doing?

:28:16
Um...
:28:18
I thought, um...
:28:22
I think we should celebrate
you making the team.

:28:25
N- Now? Here?
:28:29
I don't know where else
to do it.

:28:31
I got a condom too.
:28:35
- So...
- Marla.

:28:37
With you on the team, Stevie,
a lot of girls are gonna be,

:28:41
you know, after you.
:28:50
I don't wanna lose you toJody Lange
just 'cause she gives.

:28:55
Marla.
:28:58
I'm not gonna leave you
on account of not having sex.


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