:46:03
Brian!
:46:17
Scotty. Hey.
:46:20
I want you to meet
the folks from the network.
:46:22
- That's Jonathan Slaven. Scott Pitcher.
- Hi.
:46:25
- And, uh, this is Janice Pettibone.
- My nostrils just froze.
:46:29
It's a pleasure to welcome
a famous TV personality.
:46:32
- Uh, hi.
- Janice, see how everybody skates here?
:46:34
- Yeah.
- Even on the sidewalks. We should get some shots...
:46:37
- I can't feel my nose.
- All right, then.
:46:43
- She's cold.
- She's weird.
:46:48
"Eskimos On Ice. "
:46:50
In fact, that's what we're calling
the team: The Mystery Eskimos.
:46:55
Well, we're not Eskimos.
:46:57
Well, I don't think it refers
so much to your ethnicity.
:47:00
And the Native Americans who do live
here call themselves Inuit, shark meat.
:47:05
The deal here is we're selling
this as a human interest story.
:47:07
The strange snowmen who play
on a lake... the Mystery boys.
:47:11
We don't know who they are
or what they are.
:47:14
All we know is they have poor dental
health and can skate like the wind.
:47:19
It's a hockey game.
:47:22
- How does she know what kind of dental health we have?
- Guys!
:47:25
Guys!
It's just a name, you know?
:47:27
Nobody thinks the Dallas Cowboys
are actually cowboys.
:47:30
- If this ends up making fun of us...
- Scott, it won't.
:47:32
- You think I'd let that happen?
- For business, who knows?
:47:35
- Excuse me?
- He's right.
:47:37
- You'd bite off your own jimmy if the price were right.
- Really, Scott?
:47:39
My own jimmy? You know what?
Why don't you go plan a rummage sale...
:47:42
- or renew a fishing licence?
- If you try pulling something, I'll be so far up your ass...
:47:45
- Gentlemen.
- You sorry piece of tit meat!
:47:54
- Just talkin' about the game.
- Yeah.
:47:57
If nothing else,
it's good for morale.