:02:02
No. I´m just a little tense.
:02:04
I mean, this whole office
is not Feng Shui.
:02:06
All the desks are facing,
like, evil, you know?
:02:08
Uh, do you think I should
bleach my jeans...
:02:19
Josie!
:02:20
Guess who I did it with
last night.
:02:22
Roger from op/ed?
:02:24
Ohh! Who told you?
:02:25
You did. You said yesterday,
and I quote,
:02:28
´"I have a date with Roger
from op/ed tonight,
:02:30
and I´m gonna do it
with him.´"
:02:33
Computer´s down.
:02:34
Septuplet story.
Need it by 5:00.
:02:36
Hopefully the copy´s
not a mess.
:02:36
It´s ´"hoped´"
that it´s not a mess.
:02:38
´"Hopefully´" is an adverb.
It means ´"with hope.´"
:02:40
You have it
defining the copy,
:02:42
and I´m pretty sure the copy
doesn´t have feelings.
:02:46
So, Anita...
:02:47
You and Roger in op/ed.
:02:49
Oh, man, who told you?
:02:50
Roger in op/ed.
-Really?
:02:51
Anita?
-What?
:02:52
Don´t make me
send you another memo...
:02:54
about my policy
on interoffice dating.
:02:56
It´s ´"intraoffice dating.´"
:02:57
And they´re not dating.
They´re having sex.
:03:01
Oh.
:03:02
And what exactly is
your policy, Augustus?
:03:04
That if you´re not getting any,
then no one can?
:03:08
Hmm.
:03:09
How many times have I fired her?
:03:11
Five or six.
-Eight.
:03:15
Gus...
:03:16
Did you get those story ideas
that I left on your desk?
:03:20
Morning, Mr. Strauss.
:03:21
Yes, the blind
foster home mother.
:03:23
That was good.
I got Kahune on it.
:03:24
Oh, yeah. Kahune. He´s good.
:03:26
Geller, we´ve been through this.
:03:28
You´re a great copy editor.
:03:30
You´re maybe
my best copy editor.
:03:32
You´re not a reporter.
:03:33
You´ve used 5 of my ideas.
:03:36
Gus, please.
:03:37
Every Tom, Dick, and Harry
thinks he can write,
:03:38
but a journalist gets in there
where the bombs are falling.
:03:42
He´s aggressive.
He grabs the bull by the balls.
:03:45
You don´t think I can
grab a bull´s balls?
:03:48
Geller, you don´t want
a reporter´s life.
:03:50
Trust me. They´re very messy,
:03:51
and you´re all about
order and control,
:03:54
and getting me my copy by 5:00.
:03:56
I can be out of control.