Never Been Kissed
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:08:01
What´s your name?
-Josie.

:08:04
Jose?
:08:05
Josie Geller.
:08:06
Josie Geller,
you enroll Friday.

:08:09
Have fun.
:08:10
The meeting just ended.
:08:15
Josie!
:08:16
20-minute handstand.
:08:17
Freaked the yogi right out.
:08:19
Excuse me.
:08:23
Josie.
:08:24
Ohh...
:08:25
It´s really happening!
:08:27
My first undercover feature
by Josie Geller!

:08:31
Josie, maybe you should
turn it down.

:08:33
Why? You don´t think
I can do it?

:08:36
No, no! It´s just...
:08:37
This is a lot of pressure for
your first piece, that´s all.

:08:39
I mean, this is not
a half-a-page article.

:08:42
This is a major
undercover piece, OK?

:08:44
Look what Rigfortjust
did to Dutton in there,

:08:46
and that guy´s his cousin.
:08:48
Don´tworry.
:08:49
I´m gonna straighten
this all out.

:08:50
Neither of you guys
think I can do this?

:08:52
That´s notwhat
we´re saying, Josie.

:08:54
Anita, when you wanted to
seduce the guy in the mailroom,

:08:57
and you thought you couldn´t
learn Spanish fast enough,

:08:59
who quizzed you on your verbs?
:09:01
Senorita Josie.
:09:03
And, Gus, when you wanted
to learn how to knit,

:09:05
who showed you how
to work the needles?

:09:07
Um, you did.
:09:08
You knit?
-Yeah.

:09:11
So this is my chance.
:09:17
Well, I´m not holding
your job for you, Geller.

:09:22
Thankyou!
-OK.

:09:25
Don´t make me give you my memo
on interoffice hugging, OK?

:09:28
Now comes the hard part.
:09:31
Oh, my gosh.
You get to be 17 again.

:09:34
OK, what´s the first
thing you´re gonna need?

:09:37
You want Bambi? No way.
:09:40
Rob, please.
:09:42
Why don´t you just
borrow Mom´s car?

:09:44
I can´t use a minivan.
I need a cheap car.

:09:47
Ha ha.
-A vintage classic.

:09:50
It´s just for
a couple of months.

:09:52
A couple of months is
like 10 years in Bambi life.

:09:55
It´s so weird that you
name your cars.

:09:58
Why? Guys name
their penises.


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