Never Been Kissed
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:21:00
Who´s they?
:21:02
Guy Perkins
and his amazing lemmings.

:21:05
They push your car out of
its space and hide it,

:21:06
sit up there and watch
while you look for it.

:21:09
I´m Aldys.
-I´m Josie.

:21:14
Aldys. That´s
an interesting name.

:21:16
When it´s not yours.
:21:17
My mom was going through
her Harlequin Romance phase.

:21:22
Tell me about it.
:21:23
Try being named after
a guitar-playing pussycat.

:21:28
Never mind.
:21:29
Listen, would you like
to walk to Nano´s...

:21:32
and get something to eat?
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Yeah. That would be really nice.
:21:40
So tell me, what are
your hopes and your dreams?

:21:44
What do you want to be?
:21:45
Thank you.
-You´re welcome.

:21:46
I want to be a professor
of medieval literature.

:21:48
I want to be a novelist.
:21:50
I want to be a weekendflautist.
:21:52
I want to be a potter.
I want to be a painter.

:21:54
I want to be an architect,
:21:56
and I want to go
to Northwestern.

:21:57
I went there!
:21:59
For what?
:22:01
Yes. Once to use
the bathroom.

:22:04
Um, they have
a really nice facility.

:22:11
Oh, my God.
:22:21
Hello.
:22:23
I got your message.
:22:24
What the hell kind of story
are you pitching?

:22:27
It´s my dad. He worries.
-Yeah. Mine, too.

:22:30
Yeah, hi, Dad.
I miss you, too.

:22:32
You´re one sick puppy,
you know that, Geller?

:22:34
It´s an exposé
on cafeteria food.

:22:37
Let me guess.
:22:38
You´re leading with the terrible
truth about cole slaw.

:22:39
Well, the bulk of it will
be about the pimento loaf.

:22:42
Geller, you wanna be
a reporter?

:22:44
Take a look at what sells.
:22:46
Sex scandals, bribery,
people jumping off buildings.

:22:49
So, unless some kid
just killed himself...

:22:51
because he was being paid...
:22:52
to have sex with
the school mascot...

:22:53
in a big vat of that cole slaw,
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you got nothing.
:22:56
Call me when you do.

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