3:03:06
Havingyou here, Anna, firmly
establishes what l've long suspected--
3:03:10
that we really are the most
desperate lot of underachievers.
3:03:13
- Shame.
- I'm not saying it's a bad thing.
3:03:16
ln fact, lthinkit's something
we should takepride in.
3:03:19
I'm gonna give the last brownie
as a prize...
3:03:23
to the saddest act here.
3:03:25
- Uh-oh.
- Bern.
3:03:28
Yeah, allright.
Well, obviously, it's me, isn 't it ?
3:03:31
I mean, I work in the city in a job
I don't understand,
3:03:34
and everyone keeps
getting promoted above me.
3:03:37
I haven't had a girlfriend since--
well, since puberty.
3:03:40
And... nobody fancies me.
3:03:43
And ifthese cheeks get any chubbier,
they never will.
3:03:45
- Nonsense. I fancy you.
- Really ?
3:03:49
Yeah. Orldid
beforeyougotso fat.
3:03:52
Yousee.
Andunless l'm much mistaken,
3:03:55
yourjob still pays you
rather a lot of money...
3:03:58
whilst Honey here
earns 20 pence a week...
3:04:00
flogging her guts out
in London's worst record store.
3:04:03
Yes ! And I haven't got hair.
I've got feathers.
3:04:06
And I've got funny goggly eyes.
And I'm attracted to cruel men.
3:04:10
And, actually,
no one willmarry me...
3:04:13
because, um, my boosies
have actually started shrinking.
3:04:16
- Yousee, it's incrediblysad.
- But on the otherhand,
3:04:18
her best friend is Anna Scott.
3:04:20
That's true. I can't deny it.
She needs me. What can I say ?
3:04:25
And most of her limbs work, whereas
I'm stuck in this thing day and night,
3:04:29
in a house full of ramps.
3:04:31
And to add insult
to serious injury,
3:04:34
I've totally given up smoking,
my favorite thing.
3:04:39
And, um, well, the truth is,
3:04:43
we can't have a baby.
3:04:51
Oh, Belle.
3:04:53
C'est la vie.
3:04:59
Still, um, we're lucky in lots ofways.