3:47:01
- I don't know what happened.
- I do.
3:47:04
Your furry friend thought he'd make
a buck telling the papers where I was.
3:47:09
- That's not true.
- Really ?
3:47:11
The entire British press
got up this morning and thought,
"I know where Anna Scott is.
3:47:14
She's in that house with the blue door
in Notting Hill."
3:47:17
Then you go out
in your goddamn underwear !
3:47:20
-I went out in my goddamn underwear too.
-Get out !
3:47:23
Sorry.
3:47:25
- I'm so sorry.
- This is such an unbelievable mess.
3:47:29
I come to you to protect myself
against more crappy gossip,
3:47:32
and now I've landed in it
all over again.
3:47:34
For God's sake, I've got a boyfriend !
3:47:37
- You have ?
- As far as they're concerned I do.
3:47:41
And now, tomorrow there'll be
pictures ofyou in every newspaper
from here to Timbuktu !
3:47:46
I know that, but...
just let's stay calm.
3:47:49
You stay calm ! This is a perfect
situation foryou, isn't it?
3:47:53
Minimum input, maximum publicity.
3:47:55
Everywhere you go, people will say,
"Well done, you.
3:47:58
You slept with that actress.
We saw the pictures."
3:48:02
- That is spectacularly unfair.
- That's yours.
3:48:04
Maybe it'll even help business.
3:48:06
Buy a boring book about Egypt
from the guy that screwed Anna Scott.
3:48:09
Stop ! Stop ! I beg you !
3:48:13
Calm down.
How about a cup oftea ?
3:48:15
I don't want
a goddamn cup oftea.
3:48:19
I just wanna go home.
3:48:22
Spike, see who that is,
andputsome clothes on, forGod's sake.
3:48:24
Looks like a chauffeur to me.
3:48:27
Spike owes you
an expensive dinner or holiday,
3:48:30
depending who's got the brains
to get the going rate on betrayal.
3:48:33
That is not true.
Wait a minute.
3:48:35
This is crazy behaviour.
3:48:37
Can't wejust
laugh about all this ?
3:48:41
Seriously. In the huge sweep ofthings,
this stuff doesn't matter.
3:48:45
What he's gonna say next is
there's people starving in the Sudan.
3:48:48
Well, there are, and we don't
have to go anywhere near that far.
3:48:52
My best friend slipped down stairs,
cracked her back...
3:48:55
and she's in a wheelchair
for the rest of her life.
3:48:57
All I'm asking for is
a normal amount of perspective.