:17:02
She's in that house with the blue door
in Notting Hill."
:17:05
Then you go out
in your goddamn underwear!
:17:07
-I went out in my goddamn underwear too.
-Get out!
:17:10
Sorry.
:17:12
- I'm so sorry.
- This is such an unbelievable mess.
:17:16
I come to you to protect myself
against more crappy gossip,
:17:19
and now I've landed in it
all over again.
:17:21
For God's sake, I've got a boyfriend!
:17:24
- You have?
- As far as they're concerned I do.
:17:27
And now, tomorrow there'll be
pictures of you in every newspaper
from here to Timbuktu!
:17:32
I know that, but...
just let's stay calm.
:17:35
You stay calm! This is a perfect
situation for you, isn't it?
:17:39
Minimum input, maximum publicity.
:17:41
Everywhere you go, people will say,
"Well done, you.
:17:44
You slept with that actress.
We saw the pictures."
:17:47
- That is spectacularly unfair.
- That's yours.
:17:50
Maybe it'll even help business.
:17:52
Buy a boring book about Egypt
from the guy that screwed Anna Scott.
:17:54
Stop! Stop! I beg you!
:17:58
Calm down.
How about a cup of tea?
:18:00
I don't want
a goddamn cup of tea.
:18:04
- I just wanna go home.
- [ Doorbell Rings ]
:18:06
Spike, see who that is,
and put some clothes on, for God's sake.
:18:09
- [ Clamoring ]
- Looks like a chauffeur to me.
:18:12
Spike owes you
an expensive dinner or holiday,
:18:14
depending who's got the brains
to get the going rate on betrayal.
:18:17
That is not true.
Wait a minute.
:18:19
This is crazy behavior.
:18:22
Can't we just
laugh about all this?
:18:25
Seriously. in the huge sweep of things,
this stuff doesn't matter.
:18:28
What he's gonna say next is
there's people starving in the Sudan.
:18:32
Well, there are, and we don't
have to go anywhere near that far.
:18:35
My best friend slipped down stairs,
cracked her back...
:18:38
and she's in a wheelchair
for the rest of her life.
:18:41
All I'm asking for is
a normal amount of perspective.
:18:45
You're right.
Of course, you're right.
:18:47
it's just that I've dealt
with this garbage for ten years.
:18:50
You've had it for ten minutes.
:18:52
Our perspectives are very different.
:18:55
Today's newspapers will be lining
tomorrow's wastepaper bin.
:18:59
- Excuse me?
- You know.