Office Space
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:06:01
Bill talked to me about it.
:06:02
Yeah. Did you get that memo?
:06:04
PETER: Yeah, I got the memo,
and I understand the policy...

:06:07
and the problem is just
that I forgot the one time...

:06:09
and I've already
taken care of it...

:06:11
so it's not even really
a problem anymore.

:06:13
Ah! Yeah.
:06:16
It's just we're putting
new cover sheets...

:06:18
on all the T.P.S. reports
before they go out now...

:06:20
so if you could go ahead
and try to remember...

:06:23
to do that from now on,
that'd be great.

:06:25
All right!
:06:29
[Telephone rings]
:06:31
NINA: Just a moment.
:06:33
[Ring]
:06:35
Corporate accounts payable.
Nina speaking.

:06:37
Peter Gibbons.
:06:39
Yes.
:06:40
NINA: Corporate accounts
payable. Nina speaking.

:06:42
Just a moment.
:06:44
I have the memo.
:06:47
SAMIR: No. Not again. I--
:06:49
Why does it say paper jam
when there is no paper jam?

:06:51
I swear to God,
one of these days....

:06:53
I just kick this piece of shit
out the window.

:06:57
MICHAEL: You and me both, man.
:06:58
That thing is lucky
I'm not armed.

:07:02
Piece of shit.
:07:03
PEGGY: "Samir...
:07:06
"Na-Na...
:07:08
"Na-Naga--"
:07:10
-No. Thanks.
-Unh-huh!

:07:11
SAMIR: Please.
:07:13
"Michael...Bolton"?
:07:16
That's me.
:07:17
Wow! ls that your real name?
:07:19
MICHAEL: Yeah. Ahem.
:07:21
So are you related
to that singer guy?

:07:24
MICHAEL: No.
It's just a coincidence.

:07:26
Oh.
:07:29
SAMIR: No one in this country
can pronounce my name right.

:07:32
It's not that hard.
:07:34
"Na-ee" and then "anajaad."
Nayanajaad.

:07:36
MICHAEL: At least your name
isn't Michael Bolton.

:07:39
SAMIR: You know, there's
nothing wrong with that name.

:07:41
MICHAEL: There was
nothing wrong with it...

:07:43
until I was
about twelve years old...

:07:45
and that no-talent
ass clown became famous...

:07:47
and started winning Grammys.
:07:48
SAMIR: Hmm.
:07:49
Well, why don't you just go
by Mike instead of Michael?

:07:54
MICHAEL: Why should I change?
He's the one who sucks.

:07:56
Hey, guys.
:07:57
MICHAEL: What's up, G?
:07:59
Wanna go to Chotchkie's,
get some coffee?


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