Office Space
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:09:00
MICHAEL: They're gonna find out
the hard way I'm not a pussy...

:09:02
if they don't start treating
their software people better.

:09:04
SAMIR: That's right.
:09:06
MICHAEL: They don't understand.
:09:07
I could program a virus that'd
rip that place off big time.

:09:09
PETER: Yeah.
:09:11
MICHAEL: Big time.
:09:14
STAN: Whoa!
:09:15
There she is.
:09:18
SAMIR: Peter, you know,
you always talk about this girl.

:09:21
If you're so obsessed with her,
why don't you just ask her out?

:09:23
Oh, I can't do that.
:09:25
I'm just another
asshole customer.

:09:27
You can't just walk up
to a waitress and ask her out.

:09:29
Besides, I'm still trying
to work it out with Anne.

:09:32
Oh, that reminds me.
I can't play poker on Friday.

:09:35
Why not?
:09:37
I'm gonna see this occupational
hypnotherapist with Anne.

:09:41
Dude,
an occupational hypnotherapist?

:09:43
PETER:
I know. Anne wants me to go.

:09:46
She thinks it might help.
:09:48
Um...
:09:50
You know,
sometimes I think that...

:09:52
I get thinking
that she's cheating on me.

:09:55
Yeah. I know what you mean.
:09:56
Yeah.
:09:59
What is that supposed to mean?
:10:02
Nothing.
:10:04
Why don't you just tell Anne
that you're not into hypnosis...

:10:06
and you wanna play poker
with us?

:10:07
I can't do that.
She'll get all pissed off...

:10:09
and, besides, I think the guy
might actually be able to help.

:10:13
I mean,
he did help Anne lose weight.

:10:16
Peter, she's anorexic.
:10:17
Yeah, I know.
:10:19
The guy's really good.
:10:22
Yeah, well, I don't think any
occupational hypnotherapist...

:10:24
is gonna help you solve
any of your problems.

:10:26
Hey, and speaking of problems...
:10:28
what's this I hear about you
having problems...

:10:29
with your T.P.S. reports?
:10:31
SAMIR:
Yeah. Didn't you get that memo?

:10:35
TOM: Hey! Hey, guys! Peter!
:10:37
SAMIR: ls that Smykowski?
:10:40
-Samir!
-What's he doing?

:10:41
MICHAEL: Oh, probably workin' on
another heart attack.

:10:43
TOM: I've been lookin'
all over for you guys!

:10:45
Have you seen this?
I knew it. I knew it.

:10:47
PETER: What?
It's a staff meeting. So what?

:10:49
TOM: So what?
We're all screwed. That's what.

:10:52
They're gonna downsize lnitech.
:10:53
SAMIR: What are you talking
about? How do you know that?

:10:56
TOM: How do I know? They're
bringing in a consultant.

:10:58
That's how I know.
:10:59
That's what this staff meeting's
all about.


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