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NINA: Corporate accounts
payable. Nina speaking.

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Just a moment.
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Corporate accounts payable.
Nina speaking.

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Just a moment.
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Corporate accounts payable.
Nina speaking.

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Just a moment.
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BILL:
So, you should ask yourself...

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with every decision you make...
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"ls this good for the company?
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"Am I helping with..."
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PETER: ls that the guy?
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TOM: Yeah. We're screwed.
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BILL: OK, then, um...
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I'd like to go ahead
and welcome, uh...

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a new member to our team here.
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This is, uh...
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Bob Slydell.
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Yeah. Uh...
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Bob is a consultant.
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Yeah. He's gonna be
sort of, uh...

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helping us out...
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a little here...
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asking some questions...
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maybe seeing
if there are some ways...

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we can make things run
a little more smoothly...

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around here.
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Yeah.
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Oh, and remember, next Friday...
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is Hawaiian shirt day.
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So, you know, if you want to,
go ahead and, uh....

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wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
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And I said I don't care
if they lay me off, either.

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Because I told Bill...
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that if they move my desk
one more time...

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then I'm--I'm quitting.
I'm going to quit...

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and I told Dom, too...
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because they've moved my desk
four times already this year...

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and I used to be over
by the window...

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and I could see the squirrels,
and they were married...

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but then they switched
from the Swingline...

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to the Boston stapler, but
I kept my Swingline stapler...

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because it didn't
bind up as much...

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and I kept the staples
for the Swingline stapler.

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PETER: OK, Milton.
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MILTON: No, it's not OK,
because if they make me--

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If they take my stapler,
then I'll--I'll--I'll--

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I'll set the building on fire.
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PETER:
OK, well, that sounds great.

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Uh, I'll talk to you later,
all right? Bye.


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