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:50:01
Each withdrawal, it's a fraction
of a cent, too small to notice.

:50:05
But you take a few thousand
withdrawals a day...

:50:07
you space it out
over a couple of years...

:50:09
that's a few
hundred thousand dollars.

:50:11
It's like "Superman Ill."
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SAMIR: "Superman Ill"?
:50:14
I have to leave now.
I have to get my résumé ready.

:50:18
PETER: For another job where
they can fire you for no reason?

:50:22
SAMIR:
That's right. If I'm lucky.

:50:25
I'm tired of being
pushed around. Aren't you?

:50:29
Yes, but I'm not going to do
anything illegal.

:50:32
Illegal?
Samir, this is America.

:50:35
Come on. Sit down.
:50:38
Come on. This isn't Riyadh.
:50:40
They're not going
to saw your hands off here.

:50:43
The worst they'd do is put you
for a couple of months...

:50:46
into a white-collar,
minimum-security resort.

:50:49
Shit, we should be so lucky.
They have conjugal visits there.

:50:53
-Really?
-Yes.

:50:54
MICHAEL: Shit!
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I'm a free man. I haven't had
a conjugal visit in six months.

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So what do you think?
:51:00
This thing is actually
pretty fail-safe, Samir.

:51:03
PETER: Samir?
:51:06
You came here looking
for a land of opportunity.

:51:09
And this is the knock
of that opportunity.

:51:12
Tomorrow is your last day
at lnitech.

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You have two options--
:51:16
unemployment
or early retirement.

:51:18
What's it gonna be?
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-I have a question.
-Yes?

:51:22
In this conjugal visits,
you can have sex with women?

:51:26
Yep, you sure can.
:51:33
OK, I'll do it.
:51:34
PETER: That's what I'm talkin'
about when I talk about America!

:51:37
Can we discuss the plan?
:51:38
OK, yeah, good, right.
:51:40
It works like a computer virus.
:51:42
All we do is load it into
the credit union's mainframe.

:51:44
It'll do the rest.
:51:45
PETER: Get me that disk,
and I'll take it from there.

:51:48
Before we go any further,
all right?

:51:51
We have to swear to God,
Allah...

:51:53
that nobody knows about this
but us, all right?

:51:56
No family members,
no girlfriends. Nobody.

:51:59
-Of course.
-Agreed.


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