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1:05:01
Or your lack of flair,
because, uh...

1:05:05
I'm counting,
and I only see fifteen pieces.

1:05:08
Let me ask you a question,
Joanna.

1:05:10
What do you think of a person
who only does the bare minimum?

1:05:16
Huh, what do I think?
Um, you know what, Stan...

1:05:20
if you want me to wear
thirty-seven pieces of flair...

1:05:23
Iike your, uh, pretty boy
over there, Brian...

1:05:25
why don't you just
make the minimum...

1:05:27
thirty-seven pieces of flair?
1:05:29
Well, I thought
I remembered you saying...

1:05:32
that you wanted
to express yourself.

1:05:34
JOANNA: Yeah.
You know what? Yeah, I do.

1:05:36
I do want to express myself.
1:05:38
And I don't need thirty-seven
pieces of flair to do it.

1:05:43
All right? There's my flair. OK?
1:05:45
And this is me
expressing myself. OK?

1:05:50
There it is.
1:05:52
I hate this job.
1:05:53
I hate this goddamn job,
and I don't need it.

1:06:12
Oh, shit.
1:06:13
-Shit.
-Shit.

1:06:15
-Shit.
-Son of a bitch.

1:06:17
-Shit.
-This is a fuck.

1:06:20
SAMIR: l--I...Shit.
1:06:21
MICHAEL: What happened?
1:06:23
PETER: You tell me, Michael!
It's your software!

1:06:25
SAMIR: Yes, it's your software.
1:06:26
PETER: Corporate accounting
is sure as hell gonna notice...

1:06:29
three hundred five thousand,
three hundred....

1:06:31
twenty-six thirteen, Michael!
1:06:35
SAMIR: Oh, shit.
1:06:36
MICHAEL: They probably
won't know it's gone...

1:06:38
for another three or four days.
1:06:40
Michael! You said this thing
was gonna take two years.

1:06:44
What happened? You said
the thing was supposed to work!

1:06:46
MICHAEL:
Technically, it did work.

1:06:48
No, it didn't!
1:06:49
SAMIR:
It did not work, Michael, OK?

1:06:52
MICHAEL: OK.
1:06:54
I must have put a decimal point
in the wrong place or something.

1:06:57
I always do that. I always
mess up some mundane detail.

1:06:59
Oh! Well, this is not
a mundane detail, Michael!


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