Office Space
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1:12:00
All that stuff I said
about being a crackhead...

1:12:03
just helps me sell magazines.
1:12:06
I'm actually an unemployed
software engineer.

1:12:12
-You're a software engineer?
-Yep.

1:12:15
Things, they must be
very rough for you.

1:12:18
Actually, man...
1:12:20
I make more money selling
magazine subscriptions...

1:12:22
than I ever did at lnitrode.
1:12:23
Heh. At lnitrode?
1:12:25
Wait a minute,
you're not gonna tell anybody...

1:12:27
about all this stuff
we told you.

1:12:29
I mean, we know a lot of
the same people. That's...

1:12:34
Actually, um,
that all depends.

1:12:42
What am I gonna do with
forty subscriptions to "Vibe"?

1:12:46
MICHAEL:
We never should have done this.

1:12:47
What were we thinking?
1:12:50
You know what I can't
figure out?

1:12:51
How is it that all these stupid
Neanderthal Mafia guys...

1:12:54
can be so good at crime...
1:12:56
and smart guys like us
can suck so badly at it?

1:12:58
SAMIR: We're new to it, though.
1:13:00
If we had more experience...
1:13:02
No. You know what I think?
I think we're screwed.

1:13:06
I think
there's enough evidence...

1:13:07
all over that building
to link us to this.

1:13:10
Even if we could launder money,
I wouldn't want to.

1:13:12
What we've done is bad enough.
1:13:13
We get caught
laundering money...

1:13:15
we're not going
to white-collar resort prison.

1:13:17
No. We're going to federal
"pound me in the ass" prison.

1:13:20
SAMIR: I don't want to go
to any prison.

1:13:22
Why the hell did I do this?
1:13:24
I've never done anything wrong
in my whole life.

1:13:27
We weren't thinking clearly...
1:13:28
because you told us
we were losing our jobs.

1:13:31
Now look at us, we're worried
about going in a prison.

1:13:33
Don't worry about it.
I'll think of something.

1:13:35
[Hisses]
1:13:37
I'm going home.
1:13:39
Me, too.
1:13:42
You are a very...
bad person, Peter.


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