1:23:05
MILTON:
Excuse me. Excuse me, señor.
1:23:07
May I speak to you, please?
1:23:09
I asked for a mai tai,
and they brought a piña colada.
1:23:12
And I said no salt, no salt...
1:23:14
for the margarita,
but it had salt on it.
1:23:16
Lo siento mucho, señor.
Pinche gringo.
1:23:19
I won't be leaving a tip,
'cause I could...
1:23:22
I could shut
this whole resort down.
1:23:24
Sir?
1:23:26
I'll take my traveler's checks
to a competing resort.
1:23:32
I could write a letter
to your board of tourism.
1:23:35
I could have this place
condemned.
1:23:37
I could put, I could put
strychnine in the guacamole.
1:23:42
There was salt on the glass,
big grains of salt.
1:23:44
There was salt on the glass,
big grains of salt.
1:23:59
DREW: Give a ride
on the old bone roller coaster.
1:24:01
Aaaah!
1:24:05
CANIBUS RAPPING:
Yeah
1:24:06
Yo, 6:00 every morning,
you're waking up yawnin'
1:24:09
To the sound
of your alarm clock alarmin'
1:24:12
About an hour from now
1:24:13
You should be
at your place of employment
1:24:15
Which is annoyin'
'cause it's so borin'
1:24:17
You coworkers are talking
1:24:18
LAWRENCE: Don't come back
in a dress, man.
1:24:20
Ha ha ha. You big fag.
1:24:22
CANIBUS RAPPING: You wonder
why your workload is so enormous
1:24:25
'Cause your boss just laid
off 3/4 of the whole office
1:24:28
People get depressed,
they get ulcers
1:24:30
From the stress that
the corporate environment causes
1:24:33
Regardless of how
you ultimately wanna solve this
1:24:36
Seems to me like you've
got one of four choices
1:24:38
You can take a new job offer
for more chips
1:24:41
Stick it out a little longer
or forfeit
1:24:43
But my advice to anybody--
1:24:45
JOANNA: I'm working
at Hooters now, you know...
1:24:46
and it's very cool.
1:24:48
BIZ MARKIE SINGING:
Take this job and shove it
1:24:51
I ain't working here no more
1:24:54
Take this job and shove it
1:24:56
I ain't working here no more
1:24:59
Take this job and shove it