Pirates of Silicon Valley
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:15:02
You're the only guy I know
who pays the strippers...

:15:05
...to put their clothes on.
:15:08
Come on, drunkie.
:15:17
Okay.
:15:22
Hey, Bill...
:15:24
...it's either the clothes or you,
but something...

:15:27
...definitely needs to be hosed down.
:15:29
- Sorry we failed.
- Come on.

:15:32
- Good night.
- Sorry we failed.

:15:37
Bill, Bill, Bill.
:15:44
Bill, Bill, Bill.
:15:56
It's an Altair.
:15:58
They gave it to us as a gift.
:16:02
We blew them away.
:16:09
Woz, do we have to have mice?
:16:12
Come on, I like mice. This is Irving.
:16:14
Hey, man, you are putting poison
into your body.

:16:16
Hey, hey, come on.
Give me those.

:16:18
- That's french fries, man.
- That's what I mean.

:16:21
French fries, all-American food.
Come on.

:16:24
I can't eat like you do.
:16:26
Eating fruit all the time.
That's weird.

:16:29
It's not weird. It's pure.
Makes the soul pure.

:16:33
Oh, wait, wait. You gotta listen to this.
I got a great one today.

:16:39
Did you hear about the drunk who
came staggering out of the subway...

:16:42
... and said, "Man, I got lost
in some guy's basement.

:16:45
You should've seen the set
of trains he had"?

:16:51
- the Bay Area Dial-a-Joke Line,
making your day a barrel of laughs.

:16:55
I got a new book of Polish jokes.
:16:57
Man, it'll keep me going for years.
:16:59
- Why?
- Why?


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