:40:01
had come.''
:40:06
Exclamation point.
:40:09
l know,
my spelling is awful.
:40:13
How did l pass
my teaching exams?
:40:17
Or get my driver's license.
l can't parallel park.
:40:23
That's less serious.
:40:24
You're not behind me
when l'm double parked.
:40:40
l think l'm dis...lex...
:40:45
Dis...lexic.
:40:55
Like with math,
my reasoning was fine,
:40:59
but l couldn't learn
multiplication tables.
:41:04
That's a problem.
:41:10
Nice place.
:41:11
Surprises you, eh?
:41:13
lt's small,
but it has everything.
:41:15
Girls want to see
what they've seen on TV.
:41:18
Sliding Japanese screens are in,
so that's what l have.
:41:22
Jacuzzis are in,
so l've got one.
:41:25
For a small place,
it has everything, it's a theater.
:41:28
lt's like a stage
where l can rehearse.
:41:32
l'm a high class bum
who's not handsome,
:41:34
yet l've had
over 10,000 women.
:41:40
Why me?
:41:42
Because you have
to talk to them.
:41:44
Nobody bothers to talk
to women anymore.
:41:47
l talk, they listen,
they're in the palm of my hand.
:41:55
Then l put my hand
in the right place without asking.