:03:03
- Here, give me $5. Give me $2.
- [Woman] No way.
:03:07
Folks, I got nice shirts here.
Look!
:03:10
"I love everybody. You're next."
:03:13
%[Female Singing]
:03:30
So what's in store for us
in tomorrow's column?
:03:34
[Groans]
I don't know yet.
:03:39
I'm, uh, kind of
a last-minute man.
:03:44
You know, till an hour or two
before deadline, I don't get any ideas.
:03:50
So you get your ideas
for your column from life.
:03:53
Start up a conversation with a woman
in a bar.
:03:55
Attack her dart playing
and try to get a rise out of her...
:03:59
while you contemplate whether
or not she's worth hitting on.
:04:03
No, I can't hit on you
till I get an idea.
:04:06
Wh-- That's flattering.
:04:08
[Ike]
No, you don't understand.
:04:11
I understand. See,
my not responding to you baiting me...
:04:16
will inspire one of those bitter
diatribes you like to write about women.
:04:20
[Ike]I don't write bitter diatribes
about women.
:04:23
- Oh-ho.
- Very often. I could.
:04:26
Only when the ideas
aren't flowing, huh?
:04:30
It's so nice to meet you,
one-minute man.
:04:33
It's last-minute man.
:04:36
Whatever.
:04:39
Want to hear something funny? For a
good-looking guy, you strike out a lot.
:04:43
- [Bartender] Have you noticed that?
- [Phone Ringing]
:04:47
- I bet it's your ex-wife.
- [Man] Excuse me.
:04:49
I've seen much worse.
:04:52
[Bartender]
No, Ike's not here.
:04:55
I say, I've seen much worse.
:04:59
- I'll tell him when he comes in.
- Excuse me?