:59:00
What's your point?
:59:02
My point is, once again,
you're getting it all wrong.
:59:05
And that's not gonna improve
your reputation,
:59:08
and it's not very flattering
to me either.
:59:11
So, I decided that I would
help you write the truth.
:59:16
- [Chuckles] Really?
- Mm-hmm.
:59:18
Oh.
:59:22
I've decided to cooperate
and let you interview me...
:59:27
- for $1,000.
- [Groans]
:59:31
I want a big wedding
and a killer dress.
:59:33
And for a grand, I will answer all your
questions and let you follow me around.
:59:40
The magazine does not
spend money for stories.
:59:45
- It's not what you would call ethical.
- Oh.
:59:47
I meant you.
:59:50
I figured you probably
got severance or expenses or both.
:59:55
I'm guessing
that you're writing on spec.
:59:59
And with a first-person interview,
you might actually sell that thing.
1:00:04
- Too much.
- Seven-fifty.
1:00:08
- Five hundred.
- Six-fifty.
1:00:11
Done.
1:00:15
% [Ike Whistling Tune To
"The Andy Griffith Show"]
1:00:19
Is that supposed to be a joke?
I know what you're whistling.
1:00:24
- Hello.
- Hi.
1:00:29
This is a birthday present
for my cousin.
1:00:33
[Motor Whirring]
1:00:35
[Chuckles]
That's great.
1:00:39
Wonderful stuff. All these found
industrial parts and things.
1:00:44
A lamp tree.
1:00:47
That's great.
1:00:49
- Is this-- That's your preferred logo?
- I think so.
1:00:54
It's nice. The whole thing is great.
1:00:56
I think you could sell
these lamps in New York.
1:00:59
Maybe someday.