South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut

Little boy, you're going to hell
You said bad words, threw rocks at birds
And now this is your hotel

This ain't Disneyland, it's hell
Little boy, it's time for you to pay
For not going to church
And staring at boobs every day

Thought you were in bed
Instead you're in hell

No, hell isn't good
Hell isn't good, hell

Fuck-face, have you seen Gracie?
There is orderliness in the universe.
Parents, our children are
out of control!

This is what happens when toilet humor
is allowed to run rampant!

That's right.
Kenny set himself on fire...

...because he saw Terrance and Phillip
do it in that dirty movie.

We must stop dirty language from
getting to our children's ears.

We must go fight the source of it!
But what is the source?
That's easy.
Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse

They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse

Should we blame the government
Or blame society
Or should we blame the images on TV
No, blame Canada!
Blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full of lies

Blame Canada
Blame Canada
- We need to form a full assault
- It's Canada's fault

Don't blame me for my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan

And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf

But now when I see him
He tells me to fuck myself

Well, blame Canada
Blame Canada
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along

They're not even a real country anyway
My son could've been a doctor
Or a lawyer rich and true