:23:05
- Hello, Conan.
- Hello, Brooke Shields.
:23:07
Some people claim that your Canadian
humor is just immature fart jokes.
:23:11
That's not true.
Take this classic Canadian joke.
:23:16
- Excuse me, Terrance.
- Yes, Phillip?
:23:20
Gosh darn it!
:23:22
- Good one. Cheers.
- Cheers, fuck-face.
:23:24
You can't say that on TV.
:23:26
Now Terrance smells like my ass.
:23:28
I farted once on the set
of "Blue Lagoon".
:23:35
Does it make you nervous to be
in America?
:23:38
Our organizations want you
arrested for destroying children.
:23:41
- They'd have to find us first.
- You're right. Now!
:23:45
Mothers Against Canada is placing you
under citizen's arrest!
:23:50
- Mom?
- What's going on?
:23:52
We have a court order for your arrest!
:23:54
Phillip, we've been ambushed!
:23:55
Here you go, Conan.
:23:57
This little scrotum-sucker deceived us!
You are a bad man!
:24:00
Don't listen to them.
:24:01
You loved our movie, Conan.
We watched it together.
:24:04
Remember? You laughed.
:24:06
What have I done?
:24:15
Did you see that?
They arrested Terrance and Phillip!
:24:24
As Canadian ambassador...
:24:25
...I condemn America's actions
in apprehending Terrance and Phillip.
:24:29
The entire economy of Canada relies
on Terrance and Phillip.
:24:32
Without them,
we'd have a recession.
:24:35
What say you,
Mr. American Ambassador?
:24:40
Fuck Canada!
:24:41
Fuck you, buddy!
:24:42
Terrance and Phillip
will not be released.
:24:44
They'll be put on trial
for corrupting America's youth.
:24:47
What's all the fuss about?
:24:49
The fuss is aboot taking our citizens!
It's aboot not censoring our art!
:24:53
It's aboot...
What's so goddamn funny?
:24:56
Nothing. Could you tell us again
what your argument is all about?