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:44:01
Let us get this meeting underway.
Many others are coming.

:44:06
A lot of people showed up.
:44:11
Terrance and Phillip are supposed to be
killed, and we think that sucks ass!

:44:18
We were to understand there'd be
pie and punch.

:44:20
There isn't any.
:44:25
Terrance and Phillip are
supposed to be killed...

:44:28
...so we should prank call
a bunch of policemen...

:44:30
...and have pizzas sent to them
that they didn't order.

:44:33
"Viva La RĂ©sistance"!
:44:37
- May I?
- What?

:44:39
Terrance and Phillip are being held
in a camp two kilometers from town.

:44:43
They are to be executed tomorrow
during a star-studded USO show.

:44:46
Tomorrow?
:44:47
Once the show begins,
we'll have an hour...

:44:48
...to get them out of their cell
and into this clearing.

:44:51
There, we will rendezvous
and take them back to Canada.

:44:54
Dude, Wendy's new guy is smart.
:44:56
Meet me at the rendezvous point
at 10 p.m.

:44:59
Sneaking in and breaking them out
will be dangerous...

:45:02
...so I'll go myself.
:45:04
No! We're going!
:45:06
We started "La RĂ©sistance". We'll get
them and meet at the rendezvous point.

:45:09
This will be very dangerous.
Are you quite sure?

:45:12
Fuck that!
:45:13
Do you want that V-chip in you forever?
We'll go. Let's run through the plan.

:45:27
Oh, boy! Military action, Ned!
Let's kill us some goddamn Australians!

:45:32
I think we're fighting Canadians.
:45:34
Canadians, Australians,
what's the difference?

:45:36
This uniform makes me feel like
a tough, brute man, Mr. Hat.

:45:41
It sure does, Mr. Garrison.
:45:42
I can't wait
for our first shore leave...

:45:44
...so I can get me
some fucking poon tang.

:45:48
Pay attention! Tomorrow night is
the USO show for all you troops.

:45:52
There will be celebrities, followed by
the execution of Terrance and Phillip.

:45:57
After the show, we will finally be
sending ground troops into Canada.


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