:46:01
So let's strategize.
:46:02
Map!
:46:04
Our sources have told us
that the Canadians...
:46:06
...are preparing for our invasion,
so we must use caution.
:46:09
Each battalion has
a specific code name and mission.
:46:12
Battalion 5, raise your hands.
:46:14
You will be the all-important
first attack wave...
:46:16
...which we will call
"Operation Human Shield".
:46:19
Wait a minute!
:46:20
Keep in mind Operation Human Shield
will suffer heavy losses.
:46:23
Battalion 14?
:46:25
Right. You are
Operation Get-Behind-the-Darkies.
:46:28
You will follow Battalion 5.
Try not to get killed, for God's sake.
:46:32
Are there any questions?
:46:34
Yes, soldier.
:46:35
Have you ever heard
of the Emancipation Proclamation?
:46:37
I don't listen to hip-hop.
:46:39
After that, we will march into
the heart of Canada, and we will...
:46:43
I'm gonna get you!
:46:45
What's wrong with this thing?
:46:47
It's fucking Windows 98!
:46:49
Get Bill Gates in here!
:46:54
You told us Windows 98 would be faster,
with better access to the Internet!
:46:58
It is faster. Over 5 million...
:47:01
All right, men, get lots of rest...
:47:03
...and prepare to...
:47:08
After you have Terrance and Phillip,
make your way to this ridge.
:47:11
We will wait for you.
But not for long.
:47:13
So if you're not there at 10,
we'll have to leave.
:47:15
You're brave, but you'll need help
from someone who's done this before.
:47:18
Here's the address of "The Mole".
:47:21
He is an expert in covert operations.
Your first task will be obtaining him.
:47:25
Get lots of sleep. Tomorrow we will
all be risking our lives for freedom.
:47:29
God has smiled upon you this day
:47:34
The fate of a nation in your hands
:47:39
And blessed be the children here
:47:41
Who fight with all our bravery
:47:44
Till only the righteous stand
:47:49
You see the distant flames
They bellow in the night
:47:52
You fight in all our names
For what we know is right
:47:55
And when you all get shot
And cannot carry on
:47:58
Though you die, "La Résistance" lives on