South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
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:50:02
It's Saddam.
He doesn't nurture my emotions.

:50:05
He just wants sex and can't learn
to communicate.

:50:10
You're right. I should leave him.
I'll tell him...

:50:13
..."Saddam, I'm going to Earth
to rule alone!"

:50:15
I'm strong and I don't need him!
:50:22
Today's the day for the USO show
:50:24
We're so happy we get to go
:50:26
I don't know but I've been told
:50:29
Canadian pussy is mighty cold
:50:30
Stay in the attic,
because if they find you...

:50:32
...they'll put you in
a concentration camp.

:50:36
Don't worry.
We'll put an end to this.

:50:38
Then I'll make Mom come home,
and we'll all be a family again.

:51:03
We need to speak with The Mole.
:51:05
I'm sorry. The Mole is grounded.
He can't come out and play.

:51:08
- What?!
- He's a kid?

:51:10
He said very naughty things about God.
:51:12
Can we just talk to him
for five seconds?

:51:14
Well, all right. Christophe!
:51:19
We're gonna rescue Terrance
and Phillip from the USO show...

:51:23
Who sent you?
:51:24
Gregory! He said
you could sneak us in.

:51:26
Are you telling me you intend
to break into the USO show...

:51:28
...filled with thousands of soldiers
and break out Terrance and Phillip?

:51:31
I thought it was a stupid idea too.
:51:33
We're "La RĂ©sistance". We wanna save
Terrance and Phillip and stop the war.

:51:37
I can't help you.
I'm grounded for the next three days.

:51:40
So are we. Our parents think
we're home right now.

:51:42
- Why are you grounded?
- Why?

:51:43
Because God hates me.
He has made my life miserable.

:51:47
So I call Him a cocksucking asshole,
and I get grounded.

:51:49
- So will you help us?
- Very well.

:51:51
Meet me in the backyard
in five minutes. "Viva La RĂ©sistance."

:51:54
We'll show God that we won't fucking...
:51:56
What? Christophe, get in here!
:51:58
Coming, mother.

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