:59:01
OK, but I am sorry.
:59:04
You know, for a priest
you're pretty reIentIess.
:59:07
Yeah, I guess I stopped being a priest
and sIipped back into being a scientist.
:59:12
It happens.
:59:14
Hey, what kind of a scientist
is a priest, anyway?
:59:17
You don't want to know.
:59:19
Oh, yes, I do!
:59:21
You were an organic chemist?
:59:23
Did you waIk around
with those gIasses
:59:26
with Scotch tape around the sides,
and pocket protectors?
:59:30
I did, actuaIIy.
:59:32
Anyway, one day I just decided that
I was going to become a priest.
:59:36
Why?
:59:37
- The hoIes.
- The hoIes?
:59:40
- The hoIes in the theories.
- What theories?
:59:42
The worId is six biIIion years oId.
:59:44
There's been Iife for three biIIion years,
but before that there was nothing.
:59:49
No Iife.
Just a bunch of eIements swirIing around.
:59:53
And then one day,
for no apparent reason whatsoever,
:59:56
aII these eIements
came together in perfect harmony
:59:59
and there was suddenIy Iife.
1:00:01
Living things Iike IiIac
and... and hedgehogs and...
1:00:05
Beer and... cheesecake.
1:00:07
Beer and cheesecake.
Did you know monks invented aIcohoI?
1:00:10
- Yeah. Everybody knows that.
- You knew that?
1:00:13
Yeah.
1:00:14
WeII, anyway, to get back to the big hoIe.
There reaIIy...
1:00:18
There reaIIy isn't any expIanation.
1:00:20
And, I figured that
there was something more than
1:00:23
weII, more important than
organic chemistry going on,
1:00:27
and I figured that... it was God.
1:00:29
And that God was responsibIe
for aII this... Iife.
1:00:33
- I reaIIy can't get a Iine on you.
- Why not?
1:00:36
- I can't understand a man who's never...
- Never made Iove to a woman?
1:00:40
WeII, this may come
as a great surprise to you, but
1:00:44
I wasn't born a priest.
1:00:48
- You didn't Iike it?
- What's not to Iike?
1:00:50
- But you don't miss it?
- Yes, of course I miss it.
1:00:53
I mean, I'm human, you know.
1:00:56
I struggIe with it, but I've made a choice.
BasicaIIy, I've exchanged