The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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:22:12
He listens to water beating
against a ceramic wall.

:22:14
It is a soothing sound for him,
with a calming effect.

:22:18
Hi. This is Jenny. I got your message.
I knew you'd call.

:22:22
- I told every one you'd call.
- Yes!

:22:24
I can't believe you went through
two area codes just to find me.

:22:27
I'm really, really flattered,
or very, very afraid.

:22:33
Anyway, I'd love to have dinner
with you. Now that you have my number...

:22:37
you better use it.
- Wait. That was a random shot.

:22:39
- I'll be waiting by the phone.
- No, leave it! Leave it!

:22:46
The male weeps as the female's
mating cry comes to an end.

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Billy, this is your mother.
:22:52
I haven't heard from you
in almost a week.

:22:54
I'm wondering If you're living or dead.
Call me either way.

:22:57
Hi. It's Jenny again,
on the off chance...

:23:00
you didn't keep track
of which number was mine.

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I know no one
can be that dumb.

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But just in case,
it's 310-555-0181.

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- Now use it.
- Yes!

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But it is the second
Of the female's mating cries...

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that causes the male
to go rabid.

:23:14
Mating is imminent,
and he knows it.

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The female prepares carefully
for her next encounter with the male.

:23:22
She paints her face with berries
and chemically processed colors...

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hiding from the male
her natural state...

:23:27
which she hopes to show him
at a later time.

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She uses chemically altered forms of
vegetation to cover parts of her body.

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Then other forms of vegetation
over those.

:23:38
She leaves much of her body
uncovered...

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but is careful to cover
the first layer of vegetation.

:23:46
She puts the excretions of
small, sea-dwelling creatures...

:23:49
through holes in the lobes
of her hearing organs...

:23:51
which she had mutilated
long ago...

:23:53
as a symbol of her entry
into womanhood.

:23:57
She pulls a bone

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