The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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but...
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I was still getting
pushed around by assholes.

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So one day, about seven,
eight months ago...

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my friend Jimmy and I
decided to start our own firm.

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We pooled everything we had.
We moved in together to save on rent.

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We got a "fancy-schmancy"
office in Century City...

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and Waterson-Connors
was born.

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That took a lot of guts.
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It's horrible.
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If we don't get any more clients soon,
we're gonna have to go crawling back.

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That'll take
a lot of guts too.

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Whoa.
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So, what are
your parents like?

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My parents?
Oh, they're great.

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That's one place
where I got real lucky.

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You know, typical Leave It to Beaver
kind of deal.

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Just thinking about them
makes me happy.

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What the hell you doin' inside?
It's a beautiful day!

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My father was
A soft-spoken man.

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And look at this room!
It's spotless!

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What kind of kid
Are you, anyway?

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- But he always had a kind word for me.
- Be a kid, goddamn it!

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- Have some fun!
- Always urging me to enjoy life.

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Like that!
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And he taught me the things
he knew most about...real man stuff.

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But still, he was never afraid
to get a little mushy.

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And I love you.
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It was a magical time for me.
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And my mother? Mom was
the queen of style and fashion.

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Was your father in here?
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Well, don't worry about him.
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But she always had
that mother smell, you know?

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Chicken soup and floor wax.
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You're Mama's
good little boy.

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Mama loves you.

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