The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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But still they feel they have
not perfected their craft.

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You get a better price
If you buy them in bulk.

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Like my cousin, she had this
big, old-fashioned wedding...

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with hundreds of people...
lots of brides maids...

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a band, ushers, flowers.
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I was only about ten, but I always
dreamed of a wedding like that.

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Sounds great.
Hope I'm invited.

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- Oh, God.
- Hey, Jenny, wait up!

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Other males see the female
and want to mate with her as well.

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-Just walk away.
- Who are these guys?

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- Hey, I've been meaning to call you.
- Hi, Mike.

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Mike, Tony,
this is Billy.

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- How ya doin'?
- Shut up.

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You dumped me for this fag?
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No, I dumped you
Because you're an asshole.

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I found this fag on my own.
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Don't you just love her?
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Look, a lot of time
has passed.

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I know I made some mistakes,
but can't we just talk about it?

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No. I found
somebody else now.

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- Come on, Jen. Just give me a chance.
- Let go.

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- Hey, look, we don't want any trouble.
- Fag.

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- Just come with me, please. Calm down!
- Let go of me!

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The male must protect his mate
And defend his territory.

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The male is overwhelmed with an urge
to attack, but he is frightened.

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There are more of them,
and they are bigger.

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- Relax, will you?
- Let go!

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The male attacks,
but he is no match for them.

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The mating ritual may come
to an end for him after all.

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Hey, Tony... catch!
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The female makes her choice.

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