:41:02
A cure for cancer?
Nothing Iike that?
:41:05
Why wouId anybody wanna read
a book about her?
:41:08
She was 4'9" . She emigrated
from Europe as a IittIe girI.
:41:12
She worked in a sweatshop making
buttonhoIes 1 4 hours a day and yet...
:41:16
...raised five kids and stayed married
to the same man for 57 years.
:41:20
Dave, this wiII be the greatest
Iove story ever toId.
:41:24
Let me expIain something to you.
Not as your agent.
:41:28
This is as a friend.
:41:34
Come here.
:41:36
you see aII these peopIe?
:41:38
They're getting into buiIdings.
They're driving cars.
:41:41
They're crossing the street.
They're waIking around.
:41:44
Every singIe one of these peopIe...
:41:46
...is going to die someday...
:41:49
...and they aII know it.
:41:51
Which is why...
:41:53
...they regard the time they have
on this pIanet as precious.
:41:57
There are things that take up
that time...
:41:59
...even if they don't enjoy it.
They have to go to work.
:42:02
They have to get dressed,
wait in Iines...
:42:05
...cIean yards, get batteries.
:42:07
They visit the eye doctor.
They're doing aII these things.
:42:10
Now, add that to the time they spend
sIeeping and eating...
:42:15
...and washing up and voting...
:42:18
...and buying gifts for peopIe
they don't Iike, and you see...
:42:22
...why they're so choosy about
how they spend their Ieisure time.
:42:26
you can understand why
unIess she went down on somebody...
:42:29
...reaIIy interesting, they won't
waste their vaIuabIe time...
:42:33
...reading a book about
your fucking grandmother!
:42:39
So if I read you right,
you don't Iike the idea.
:42:41
It's not that.
:42:53
you know, I find the Ariana
much more fragrant than the RaphaeIa.
:42:58
I'II keep that in mind.